We won't try to poke holes in your story since we already did it to your dress... Stretchy, lightweight, short-sleeved T-shirt dress features a rounded hem that is shortest on the sides and holes of various sizes throughout for a distressed look. Distressing may vary slightly.

Model is wearing a small
All measurements are for a small
Length: High: 27", Low: 31.5"
Waist: 34"
87% Polyester, 9% Rayon, 4% Spandex
Machine wash cold gentle separately, tumble dry low. Do not bleach
Made in USA